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I'm an average guy. A guy who hates paint-taping baseboards. A guy who wonders about dying alone. A guy who can appreciate a dependable recipe, and is always up for an impromptu game of dodgeball. I'm just a guy enjoying the little things: a well-worn book, a good film score, the first opening of a new glass jar.

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Anonymous asked: How old are you?
lolololol

finally got an age message i guess i’m tumblr famous now

I’m twenty.
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OUTFITS Y’ALL AMIRITE

(wait but why are my legs a delicate shade of salmon)

#shameless #selfie
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I like to whisper “die die die” as I close out of the apps on my phone.
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multipack:

the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals

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edgarsucks:

That Alzheimer’s Benefit is going to be a who’s who of who’s who.
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lindsaychrist:

nomnomnomnomzieaturcatz:

freddy-krueger:

christ marsha was such a raging bitch

how was this show successful

this is from the brady bunch movie it was made 1995

Everything about this is amazing.

(also amazing that Bridesmaids referenced this)
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"no. no no no no. no fuck shit no fuck. fuck. no no no. fuck. NO."

me trying to properly eat a grapefruit
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fools-game:

Man, goats just do not give a fuck.

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I made a 30 year old doctor guy cry at a straight bar tonight?

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Hey, just a heads up:

This isn’t flattering. This isn’t clever. I don’t get excited to see some faceless icon saying they want to have sex with...

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Ran into an old friend on Sunset Boulevard.

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The summer after my freshman year of college I got a part-time internship and was in hot pursuit of a money-generating way to spend the remaining 20...

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Advice to the Girl Who Cried at Freshmen Orientation

1. Don’t wear your ID on a lanyard. You’re just another nameless, faceless person in the crowd...

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Anonymous asked: what race hits on you the most?

Is “Internet” a race?

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I’d love to link to my instagram on my Pace social profile but then people would find my blog since I use the same username for both and that just...

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Just had a daydream that I was in a barbershop quartet

and they were all my boyfriends

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