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I'm an average guy. A guy who hates paint-taping baseboards. A guy who wonders about dying alone. A guy who can appreciate a dependable recipe, and is always up for an impromptu game of dodgeball. I'm just a guy enjoying the little things: a well-worn book, a good film score, the first opening of a new glass jar. |
At the coffee shop, we set out two tip jars, and asked “Would you rather have the power of invisibility” on one and “or flight” on the other. Flight got more tips than invisibility. I kept trying to convince people they were wrong for putting their money in there. Sure, flying would be cool, but…
Forever rethinking my coffee house etiquette.
ALSO: This person is lovely and I want to be the person she calls when she needs a ride from the airport.
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Forever rethinking my...house etiquette. ALSO: This person is lovely